A middle aged stay-at-home mother met her husband at the door and immediately said "I am not normally the kind of wife who hands you the baby as soon as you walk in the door but here's the baby I am late for my night out" She drove way to fast to the restaurant to meet her girlfriends for dinner. As soon as she sat down she ordered a margarita and started shoveling chips and salsa in her mouth. She drank her margarita with the same speed thinking she had to hurry because the baby would start crying and she wouldn't be able to finish...oh but the baby is not with her but she is sure she hears him crying. After a few minutes, she begins to relax and laughs at everything. She blames the bartender for making her margarita too strong. She has absolutely no tolerance for alcohol because she doesn't get out much. She becomes extremely silly and has to ask a friend to drive her home. She is confused because before she had a baby she could drink two margaritas and feel fine?? On the way home she reverts back to her teenage years and climbs out of the sunroof and flashes her friends in the car behind her. After she sits down she remembers she was wearing an ugly nursing bra... how embarrassing! Then she hears police sirens and the officer tells her "Ma'am you are too old to be out after 9pm and you really should stick to drinking diet coke" After she drives away the officer says to his partner "she must not get out much"!!!
(the identity of those involved will remain anonymous)
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Hmmmm, wonder where that story came from? Ugly nursing bra, not out much, police? Doesn't sound like anyone I know!!!
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